Hedgehog in The Fog

My Little Pony

someone randomly mentioned mini horses/ponies to me recently and it changed my life. they are so teeny tiny that you can have one as an indoor pet (they can be housebroken like a dog.) plus they often wear shoes! and not regular old iron horseshoes- sneakers and heels and such. why? i really don’t know, but why question it? let the mini pony wear the sneakers. the smallest of all is thumbelina at 57 pounds! she travels the world for charity (so keep an eye out for her) and resides in a magical land called “st. louis”. mini ponies! oh man!

Icing Fries. Nuff Said.

have you ever seen anything more amazing in all of your life? doubtful! even the fries are made of fondant! there are many different takes on the hamburger cake, but i really think this is the best yet.

Top 5 Favorite Things (You Don't Want Anyone to Know About)

i hate the term "guilty pleasure"... mostly because i got no shame in my game and fully admit that i have questionable tastes in most things. but there are still a few little things that i love that, while i'll admit them to anyone, i am just a little shameful of.

top5 secret favorite things ever of all time
-ramen noodles
-howard stern
-country music
-good housekeeping (the magazine, not the practice)
-suburban shopping centers

Hallelujah Holla Back

the first baptist church of oakeola sounds like the best place ever. plus they ain't hatin'.

Love You, Hate The World

love you, hate the world
-josh. possibly the best ever ending of an email of all time.

i can’t watch movies with girls in big skirts.
-mac, referring to marie antoinette

my stomach is about to crest.
-mark/puddles, during an intense round of 3-man

i can’t find myself.
-darren. existential pondering or drunken mumbling? a little of both?

i love amazing things!
-casey

I’m so done with strippers.
-jeremy

who passes out at the dinner table?
-jo, the morning after she had done just that

this sandwich is falling apart, just like my life!
-amy

the people are all just so nice. except the ones who aren’t.
-beth’s observation on the south

when a conversation starts marking you sober- time to end it.
-jeremy. full of wisdom. always.

here’s another interesting statement…
-zach, prefacing something surely interesting

can you wear glitter?
-marissa, preparing for my birthday celebration

is this thing in alphabetical order or what?
-jeremy looking for his grandmother’s grave at a cemetery

i feel like we haven’t talked about rainbows in awhile.
-i’m not sure who said this, but i wrote it down and i love it.

jesus gets all the chicks
-dan k

wow! it would be awesome to collect dice, wouldn’t it?
-casey

Pleased To Meet You

this has 37,735 views on youtube and i probably account for about 32,000 of them. before i saw the subtitled version i thought the pizza slice said "pleased to meet you" and it instantly made me want to eat at pizza-la. how can you pass up a well-mannered pizza?