how dan spent his summer vacation

what is this thing?

Zach Galifianakis/Nathaniel Buckner/Comedians of Comedey

Love You, Hate The World

love you, hate the world
-josh. possibly the best ever ending of an email of all time.

i can’t watch movies with girls in big skirts.
-mac, referring to marie antoinette

my stomach is about to crest.
-mark/puddles, during an intense round of 3-man

i can’t find myself.
-darren. existential pondering or drunken mumbling? a little of both?

i love amazing things!
-casey

I’m so done with strippers.
-jeremy

who passes out at the dinner table?
-jo, the morning after she had done just that

this sandwich is falling apart, just like my life!
-amy

the people are all just so nice. except the ones who aren’t.
-beth’s observation on the south

when a conversation starts marking you sober- time to end it.
-jeremy. full of wisdom. always.

here’s another interesting statement…
-zach, prefacing something surely interesting

can you wear glitter?
-marissa, preparing for my birthday celebration

is this thing in alphabetical order or what?
-jeremy looking for his grandmother’s grave at a cemetery

i feel like we haven’t talked about rainbows in awhile.
-i’m not sure who said this, but i wrote it down and i love it.

jesus gets all the chicks
-dan k

wow! it would be awesome to collect dice, wouldn’t it?
-casey